As a mets fan, a yankees vs. phillies world series is possibly the worst world series imaginable. heres a list of things id rather do...AGAIN!. Submit yours here.

Odds on me having to restart this blog….very high

Odds on me having to restart this blog….very high

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Watch the Cleveland show during the time the world series would be on.

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Watch a better sport, like hockey

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sober

Id rather go to halloween as a sharpie face burgler

Id rather go to halloween as a sharpie face burgler

Watch He-Wolf on loop for an hour. (submitted by eric)

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(submitted by E!Rock)

I’d rather be #20. helmet to helmet much?

get a wedgie in a borat man-thong

get a wedgie in a borat man-thong

eat the untested version of willy wonka’s three-course dinner chewing gum (submitted by db)

eat the untested version of willy wonka’s three-course dinner chewing gum (submitted by db)

play t-ball with the bear jew

play t-ball with the bear jew

go on a date with steve mcnair’s girlfriend (submitted by b)

go on a date with steve mcnair’s girlfriend (submitted by b)

Swallow 78 "items of cutlery"

ouch

go clubbing with plaxico burress

go clubbing with plaxico burress