Watch the Cleveland show during the time the world series would be on.
Watch something else
Watch a better sport, like hockey
Sit through a Faith Hill concert…sober
Drink Anti-freeze
Id rather go to halloween as a sharpie face burgler
Watch He-Wolf on loop for an hour. (submitted by eric)
Move to Mogadishu (submitted by E!Rock)
I’d rather be #20. helmet to helmet much?
get a wedgie in a borat man-thong
eat the untested version of willy wonka’s three-course dinner chewing gum (submitted by db)
play t-ball with the bear jew
go on a date with steve mcnair’s girlfriend (submitted by b)
go clubbing with plaxico burress
get locked in an overhead compartment with kathy griffin
